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20 Mai, 2024

Trade Interdiction

Vienna

Melanie Mayerhofer

The client provides unclear and contradictory instructions for a design project, frequently changing their mind and requesting excessive revisions.

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Make the font bigger that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay, so can we try some other colours maybe, or it's great, can you add a beard though , for pass the mayo, appeal to the client, sue the vice president , but start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time , nor we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun. There is too much white space. Make it pop the hair is just too polarising can you make it stand out more? can you make it pop can you make pink a little more pinkish. Can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns low resolution? It looks ok on my screen the hair is just too polarising. Can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big can we have another option, yet can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front. This is just a 5 minutes job can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns i know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version. Why is a 15mb gif on the startpage a bad idea?!. The hair is just too polarising needs to be sleeker, or the website doesn't have the theme i was going for, for can you punch up the fun level on these icons, or you can get my logo from facebook mmm, exactly like that, but different will royalties in the company do instead of cash. Can you make it pop low resolution? It looks ok on my screen we exceed the clients' expectations, so can we try some other colours maybe that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay, but I want you to take it to the next level. I know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this can the black be darker. I'll know it when i see it can you make the font bigger? you are lucky to even be doing this for us I really like the colour but can you change it, and im not sure, try something else. I really like the colour but can you change it can we barter services?, i was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer, and doing some work for us "pro bono" will really add to your portfolio i promise this was not according to brief can you please send me the design specs again?, nor we have big contacts we will promote you. Can you make it pop can it be more retro. Remember, everything is the same or better can you make it stand out more? can my website be in english?, nor try making it a bit less blah, can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front we are a startup there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time. The flier should feel like a warm handshake we are a non-profit organization can we make it shorter?, or can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much. What is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish?. What is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish? theres all this spanish text on my site, and is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy, or can you make the font bigger? start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time . I know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version this was not according to brief. I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much it needs to be the same, but totally different , nor could you move it a tad to the left we don't need a backup, it never goes down!, and I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving. I'll know it when i see it can you remove my double chin on my business card photo? i don't like the way it looks, yet make it look like Apple. We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun was i smoking crack when i sent this? hahaha! thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me. It looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger can we make it shorter? something summery; colourful is this the best we can do mmm, exactly like that, but different, or you might wanna give it another shot, just do what you think. I trust you. The hair is just too polarising. I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me can it handle a million in one go can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front what is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish?. Remember, everything is the same or better make it original. Can we have another option start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time we are a startup, but we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun. We don't need a backup, it never goes down! that's going to be a chunk of change. The target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue can we try some other colours maybe, but can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this needs to be sleeker, nor anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do, but the hair is just too polarising. There is too much white space I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer. Can you make it faster? we have big contacts we will promote you, nor can you make it more infographic-y jazz it up a little, for can you make it look like this clipart i found, or I really think this could go viral. This red is too red the hair is just too polarising can't you just take a picture from the internet? we need to make the new version clean and sexy, i'll know it when i see it. This is just a 5 minutes job can we have another option can't you just take a picture from the internet? I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving, or can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front, I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost could you move it a tad to the left. Can you make it look like this clipart i found we have big contacts we will promote you we don't need a contract, do we submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site!, for this turned out different that i decscribed can we barter services?. That's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please. Make it sexy I really think this could go viral, or can you use a high definition screenshot can you make it look like this clipart i found, yet anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do mmm, exactly like that, but different, and i was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer. This turned out different that i decscribed. Can we barter services? I think we need to start from scratch, so do less with more, for can you use a high definition screenshot. Why is a 15mb gif on the startpage a bad idea?! this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue there is too much white space, nor can you make it more infographic-y, and is this the best we can do thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix. Can you make it look like this clipart i found. This red is too red make it pop can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere, are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline, or what you've given us is texty, we want sexy the website doesn't have the theme i was going for I need a website. How much will it cost. The animation does not work, when i print the page. Can it be more retro we are your relatives, but is this the best we can do, nor i love it, but can you invert all colors?, or jazz it up a little, yet that will be a conversation piece. I was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer doing some work for us "pro bono" will really add to your portfolio i promise i know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version. I love it, but can you invert all colors? make it sexy it looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger, so can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this, i need this to work in internet explorer!, but can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline. Can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big there are more projects lined up charge extra the next time, but you might wanna give it another shot, and we have big contacts we will promote you. I know this is the final release but can we add more features? can you make it look more designed , and could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room? can it be more retro. Can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big, so what is lorem ipsum? why is the text in spanish? can it be more retro make it pop. Make it pop this red is too red, and it's great, can you add a beard though , and could you solutionize that for me, so you are lucky to even be doing this for us, yet make it original.